(727): She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
how the fuck do you mix them up :|
(512): what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
(763): I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.